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8 August 2003

Chin-ups on the Milky Way

 

Greetings,

One of the best things about living in an old land (as opposed to an old country or nation), is that there are vast areas where all the "good bits" (read "exploitable") have worn away. Australia is one of the oldest continents on this lovely old planet of ours and we have very few earthquakes, volcanoes or other newfangled active geological forces messing about with the countryside. And because it's so dry, there's little change caused by that other great shaper of modern landscapes, water. As a result we have fossils of some of the oldest life forms known - these were found in the Ediacara Hills, an area in the Flinders Ranges in South Australia

The age of these fossils is still being disputed, but most experts agree that they're from the early Vendian period. This (so you can impress your friends at trivia nights), is a late stage in the Pre-Cambrian Neoproterozoic period and existed somewhere between 600 and 530 million years ago ... like I said, it's an old land! (If you're a palaentology buff, you can read a more detailed account of various specimens of fossils from the Ediacaran Assemblage. And this is the area where they were found in the Flinders Ranges of South Australia.

So, why, I hear you ask, is it great to live in such an old land? Because it means that there are quite literally thousands and thousands of hectares in Australia where no human has set foot for centuries, if at all. Now I've got nothing against our species - in fact, I've said it before and I'll say it again, I'm proud to call myself a carbon-based biped. We've achieved some amazing things over the years ... the wheel, Tupperware, flights to the moon ... The pace of progress is so rapid these days, it makes your head hurt. I read somewhere that there's more computer power in a modern digital watch than there was in the entire space rocket that took us to the moon. OK - that may be an exaggeration, but you get the point!

The trouble is, as well as all the you-beaut stuff, we've also managed to mess things up to a considerable degree - a quick glance at the rate at which plants and animals are becoming extinct says it all. This database from the World Conservation Monitoring Centre of the United Nations Environment Programme lists those species that have become extinct or are threatened. 

It doesn't have to be like this - the Australian Aborigines have a brilliant system to protect the land - it's called totemism. When little kids are born, their grandfathers present them with their personal totem; this can be a plant, animal, landscape feature or natural phenomenon. I just love this concept - your totem is your spiritual connection to the land and you have to respect and protect it throughout your life - none of this "if it moves, shoot it; if it stands still, chop it down" mentality. Totems are closely connected with the Dreamtime - a complex belief system described beautifully as "the beginning that never ended." 

Totems are not just flashy animals like eagles or kangaroos - your totem could be a tree frog, lizard, bogong moth, stringybark tree, brown snake, native bee, mountain range, grass ... The same totem can be given to people from different parts of the country (as long as it's present in that region) and members of the same totemic group often then become automatic brothers, so the totem becomes a sign of unity between groups and regions. There's no chance of any species becoming extinct as a result of human interference, since there's always a group of people whose totemic links mean they can't kill it or destroy it. (There are some exceptions that permit the eating of certain totem foods on sacred days.)

 

Read more about totemism here.  (You can register with Britannica for 72 free hours to read the article or you can read it for free anytime here. )

Don't you think this is a wonderfully simple way to make children aware of their connection to the land? I wish I'd thought of this when my own kids were born, but I've started looking around for totems for my grandchildren-to-be already! Kids miss such a lot when they spend most of their time in air-conditioned buildings and cars, tethered to a video screen, munching chemically laden snack foods out of plastic bags and never coming into contact with the natural world at all. Every now and then we all have to surround ourselves with open sky. I was watching an interview with a chap called Dick Kimber last week. He's lived much of his life in Alice Springs and this is how he summed up the appeal of the Outback:

"I think the beauty of living in Alice Springs is that you can be only 10km out or 1,000km out in the deserts that surround here, and there's a sense of absolute beauty and vastness of land and sky, but also a wonderful sense of silence. The sense of the night sky, the dazzling brilliance of the stars, you really could just about do chin-ups on the Milky Way or reach up and pull down pendants of brilliant stars. But it's better to leave them up there and just enjoy it." Source 

If you can't get to the Alice to do your own chin-ups on the Milky Way, here are some great photos of what you're missing  here.

And the Alicecam gives you a bit of an idea about why the night sky is so clear here.

What better way to lead into this little ditty by Piet Hein, Danish philosopher, mathematician, scientist and author ?

Astro-Gymnastics
Do-it-yourself grook

 Go on a starlit night,
  stand on your head,
 leave your feet dangling
  outwards into space,
 and let the starry
  firmament you tread
 be, for the moment,
  your elected base.

 Feel Earth's colossal weight
  of ice and granite,
 of molten magma,
  water, iron, and lead;
 and briefly hold
  this strangely solid planet
 balanced upon
  your strangely solid head.
Isn't that t'riffic? Albert sent it to me and that spurred me on to find more. Here's another:

Shun advice
at any price -
that's what I call
good advice

There are lots more here you can read a little about Hein here.

A "grook," since you've asked, is a pithy piece of wisdom ... philosophy in a nutshell ... an aphorism.

The Road to Wisdom
The road to wisdom? - Well, it's plain
and simple to express:
Err
and err
and err again
but less
and less
and less.

We all have our own beliefs about life, the Universe and everything so why not have a go at writing your own grooks?

This week's quiz:

Some words to toss about when you're chatting with your palaentology mates:

echinoderms, bioluminescence, paleobathymetry, taxonomy, petrify, Vendian, bivalve, amoeba, articulated, oviparous 

1. a microscopic, one-celled animal consisting of a naked mass of protoplasm

2. a mollusk having two shells hinged together, as the oyster, clam, or mussel; or any animal with two halves to its shell such as an ostracode or brachiopod. 

3. sea animals covered with calcite plates or spines

4. the production of light by living organisms 

5. to convert into stone or a stony substance

6. the science dealing with the identification, naming, and classification of plants and animals 

7. animals that hatch from eggs

8. the latest period of the Proterozoic era, spanning the time between 650 and 544 million years ago - sometimes referred to as the Ediacaran period is distinguished by fossils representing a characteristic collection of complex soft-bodied organisms found at several localities around the world 

9. joints still connected

10.the study of ocean depths and topography of the ocean floor in the geologic past 

Here's a definition of that term so beloved of scientists who delve into the deep, dark, distant past:

Half Life

"The span of time required for a thing to deteriorate to 50 percent of its original potency: about 24,000 years for plutonium atoms... a few centuries for great civilizations... three weeks for a hit song... four days for a child's enthusiasm over a new $90 toy... 24 hours for the fresh sense of purpose acquired at a motivational seminar... 15 minutes for the warming afterglow of a "feel-good" movie... ten seconds for a sudden impulse to shove the papers off your desk, slug the boss, and board the next plane to Tahiti." (Thanks to Jim for finding this Out There in cyberspace)

It's tax time Down Under so how's this for something that ties together this week's topic with topicality?

I want to find a voracious, small-minded predator and name it after the IRS. (Robert Bakker, paleontologist)

And the following is for anyone with a degree:

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?"
The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?"
The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?"
The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

Last week's quiz: 

Some terms you can drop into the conversation to impress your mates:

synchronisation, resolution, aperture, panning, microphotography, exposure, photomicrography, selenium, halation, emulsion

1. micro-thin layers of gelatin on film in which light-sensitive ingredients are suspended; triggered by light to create a chemical reaction resulting in a photographic image - EMULSION

2. production of "halos" round bright spots in an image, by light reflecting from the back of the film-base - HALATION

3. concerted action of shutter opening and closing of electrical contacts to fire a flashbulb or electronic flash at the correct moment to make most efficient use of the light output - SYNCHRONISATION

4. light-sensitive substance which, when used in a barrier-layer construction, generates electrical current when exposed to light. Used in exposure meters. - SELENIUM

5. hole or opening formed by the metal leaf diaphragm inside the lens or the opening in a camera lens through which light passes to expose the film - APERTURE

6. the ability of a lens to discern small detail - RESOLUTION

7. moving the camera so that the image of a moving object remains in the same relative position in the viewfinder as you take a picture - PANNING

8. the quantity of light allowed to act on a photographic material; a product of the intensity (controlled by the lens opening) and the duration (controlled by the shutter speed or enlarging time) of light striking the film or paper - EXPOSURE

9. the process of making minute photographs of large objects - MICROPHOTOGRAPHY

10.the process of taking photographs of minute objects using a camera and a microscope - PHOTOMICROGRAPHY

Speaking of aphorisms (as we were and will), these are doozies:

Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you recognize a mistake when you make it again. (F P Jones)

Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. (Douglas Adams)

Gentility is what is left over from rich ancestors after the money is gone. (John Ciardi) 

Art is long, and the talk about it is even longer. (William J. Locke)

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An illustrated dictionary of dinosaurs and paleontology (or palaeontology as I prefer to spell it!) here.

University of Berkely glossary of terms for paleontologists and biologists - if you can't find the word here, it doesn't exist! Here.

Word of the week: Aphorism (n) brief saying embodying a moral; a concise statement of a principle or precept given in pointed words; an adage

This word has come a long way, via French, Old French, Late Latin ... but it started as Greek. It's derived from the ancient Greek: aphorizein (to delimit, define).

Oxymoron of the week: educated guess

This week's Latin phrase is really only one word ... a new name for a dinosaur:

Megapnosaurus  (Big dead lizard)

[meg-AP-noh-sore-oos]

Regards,

Jennifer

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