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~ The Write Way ~ Friday 9 March 2001 Living in Eden ... Greetings, We've had my husband's sister staying with us this week - she lives on a mountain property near Eden (which is almost on the border between NSW and Victoria). Eden was once a whaling station but in these more enlightened times, it's turned its attention to the tourist dollar and is being promoted as the Sapphire Coast. It's quite a spectacular area - and still largely undeveloped, which is precisely what appeals to visitors who manage to find it. You can see a little of the area. The south coast of NSW has hundreds of kilometres of these sandy beaches, rocky inlets and bays - and you'll have the place completely to yourself on many of them. When we were first married, we moved to a little coastal town called Kiama, which is famous for its blowhole. What's that? You don't know what a blowhole is?
I know people from other countries tend to start nervously edging away when we use words like this ... but it's really a respectable, geological phenomenon ... really. Don't take my word for it then, take a quick look here. See? Our first house was on a hill that overlooked the harbour (yes, it's only a very tiny harbour...), the blowhole and Bombo Beach. It was a fabulous to wake up every morning to views like these. But it was windy! We had an old weatherboard house which was lined with masonite sheets, and during storms we'd lie in bed and watch the walls move in and out with each gust of wind - just like having our very own haunted house! When we were there the town only had around 5,000 people and was the "major" centre for the surrounding dairy farms - the people on these farms came in to do their banking, shop, visit the doctors, have babies ... Both our children were born in the little maternity hospital - there were three other babies born the first time I was there, but I had the undivided attention of the staff during my second trip - just me, my baby and the nurses rattling around in the place. But times change - Kiama is very close to Wollongong (the major south coast city) and is now very touristy (as you can see from the photos) - lots of al fresco cafes along the main street, dozens of restaurants and every possible style of accommodation. Sigh ... it's still lovely ... but I don't want to loose anyone of my happy memories of how it used to be. ... Did you spot the mistakes? Well done! They don't call you Greased Lightning for nothing! Don't be perturbed if you missed them - you see these two errors so frequently, it's no wonder you just accept them. "Loose" is the opposite of "tight" and it's pronounced with a soft S. "Lose" means to misplace something and the S is almost pronounced like Z. You can lose your car keys, your temper and your marbles (very often in that exact order), but you can't "loose" any of the aforementioned. If you're still following your exercise program from your New Year's Resolutions (remember them?) then you may well find that your clothes are loose now, and all your efforts to lose the extra couple of kilos have paid dividends. Anyone who spotted the second problem with my little example above will know that there are any one of a number of different ways to express the same ideas. You could say, "I don't want to lose any one of my memories..." or "I want to keep all ...." Yes, OK. I know it's a bit heavy-handed - but at least you'll recognise the difference now :) Don't try this at home, Boys and Girls ...The Chicken Test Scientists at NASA have developed a gun built specifically to launch dead chickens at the windshields of airliners, military jets and the space shuttle, all travelling at maximum velocity. The idea is to simulate the frequent incidents of collisions with airborne fowl to test the strength of the windshields. British engineers heard about the gun and were eager to test it on the windshields of their new high-speed trains. Arrangements were made. But when the gun was fired, the engineers stood shocked as the chicken hurtled out of the barrel, crashed into the shatterproof shield, smashed it to smithereens, crashed through the control console, snapped the engineer's backrest in two and embedded itself in the back of the cabin. Horrified, the Britons sent NASA the disastrous results of the experiment, along with the designs of the windshield, and begged the U.S. scientists for suggestions. NASA's response was just one sentence, "Thaw the chicken." Isn't that a hoot? Thanks to Larry for passing this along. This week's quiz: Some more synonyms - but with a twist. These words are all pairs of homophones (words that sound the same, but are spelt differently and have different meanings) or else very close to being homophones! Match each word below with its synonym from the list: corporal, corporeal; plaintiff, plaintive; venal, venial; elicit, illicit; civility, servility 1. mercenary 2. courteous 3. physical 4. complainant 5. unlawful 6. bodily 7. evoke 8. subordination 9. melancholy 10.forgivable Tarzan comes home from swinging in the trees and asks Jane, "What's for dinner?" Jane replies, "I haven't got anything ready yet..." So Tarzan says he'll go out and rustle something up in the jungle. He comes home a little while later with a monkey and a bird under his arms. To which Jane exclaims, "Oh Tarzan, not finch and chimps
again!" Choose a word from the list which is the synonym for each of the words below: delay, stubborn, false, agreeable, wandering, near, permissive, destitution, poisonous, nonchalant 1. apathetic NONCHALANT 2. indulgent PERMISSIVE 3. penury DESTITUTION 4. noxious POISONOUS 5. procrastinate DELAY 6. obdurate STUBBORN 7. nomadic WANDERING 8. imminent NEAR 9. spurious FALSE 10.harmonious AGREEABLE Last week's word of the week (dwile flonking) wasn't just the result of a night of bad dreams, according to Deb: Yes, this IS a real term! My partner once took part in this as a child and explained it to me a couple of years ago. Knowing him as a serial practical joker, I looked up the term and it was as he described it. (Debra Heal)Word of the week: Unasinous (adj) being equally stupid. "What a lovely marriage ceremony! So rare to see a couple so well-suited, so well-matched - so unasinous in every respect." (Hall of Superior Words) Tautology of the week: collaborate together If you have a busy week ahead and you just know you're going to have trouble squeezing everything into the time available, you're going to appreciate this week's Latin phrase: Horologium manuale meum stitit. (My watch stopped.) Doesn't that sound so much more important (and believable) in Latin? If you received this from a friend, click here to receive your own copy: mailto:WritingTips-subscribe@yahoogroups.com Regards, Jennifer To unsubscribe from this list, send a blank email to WritingTips-unsubscribe@yahoogroups.com or go to the web site, at www.groups.yahoo.com/group/WritingTips, This menu will also let you change your subscription between digest and normal mode. |
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