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~ The Write Way ~

Friday 15 December 2000

Wedding Anniversaries

Greetings,

It was our wedding anniversary last weekend and we decided that this year, instead of going away somewhere, we'd book into a city hotel and just be tourists - and do all those things in our own city that we never have time to do.

It was great! We went on ferry rides (yes, I know I'm probably too old to still believe in ferries ...), walked for miles and actually stopped to look at all the wonderful old buildings. We went to the Botanical Gardens on the river and stood in the same spot we'd had our photos taken on our honeymoon 32 years ago!

Then we met our kids for dinner at one of those little cottages-converted-to-restaurants that are so popular out here (and maybe where you are too). Both our daughter and new daughter-in-law are vegetarians and they always seem to find the most interesting places to eat. 

It was one of those lovely balmy nights that memories are made of - t'riffic! 

Because it was our anniversary, I've been contemplating partnerships, twosomes and the like this past week and that's why I thought we'd look at some of those words which sound as if they should have partners ... but don't. (And you thought I was just rabbiting on about my weekend ... see? There's always method to my madness ... it's just that sometimes it takes a little longer to surface.)

So, let's explore some of those quirky little words ...

 

You know what it's like when you get home after standing in queues at the bank, the supermarket, the train station? How do you feel? Decidedly disgruntled.

But what about when you wake up during your holidays and know that you don't have to do a single, solitary thing unless you really want to? How do you feel then? Gruntled? 

Probably not.

Have you ever known anyone who was particularly ept at doing something?

Do you have friends who adopt a chalant pose at parties?

Have you ever spent an hour getting ready for an important function, glanced at yourself in the mirror and smiled at your hevelled appearance?

Hmm

Makes you wonder, doesn't it?

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This week's quiz:

For each word below, choose a word from the list which is most nearly its antonym:

irreverent, assiduous, amorous, explicit, acquiesce, intemperate, aversion, antagonist, enigmatic, resolute

1. deferential

2. remonstrate

3. tacit

4. clement

5. indolent

6. ambivalent

7. aloof

8. lucid

9. partisan

10.affinity

Last week's quiz:

1. to socialise - FRATERNISE

2. full dress, with ribbons, insignia etc - REGALIA

3. having a compulsion to set fires - PYROMANIACAL

4. characteristic of being a wife - UXORIAL

5. felony of burning property for profit - ARSON

6. morbidly dreading wide-open spaces - AGORAPHOBIA

7. alcoholism - DIPSOMANIA

8. excessively indulgent to one's wife - UXORIOUS

9. kingly, royal; splendid - REGAL

10.person who sets fires for revenge - INCENDIARY

Last week, I included The Twelve Days of Christmas which prompted Maitiu to send this quick note:

Enjoyed your 12 days of Christmas item. That item was originally released by a neighbour of mine in Dublin, Ireland, as a Christmas "funny" song in the early nineties..   His name is Frank Kelly and he is one of Ireland's best known and best loved comedians. The song went to No. 1 in the UK charts for three weeks before Christmas and greatly heightened his profile.   As a result he was recruited for several comedy roles on TV and changed his career to being an actor.   He is now very well known in Irish and British comedy circles and TV sitcoms etc. Enjoyed seeing it again.  

Rgds,   Maitiu MacCabe

So, now we know who to thank for the original version of this little ditty.

If you need to write sales letters in a hurry, but  hate the thought of sitting at your keyboard trying to be creative ... here's the answer - just fill in the blanks! It really is as easy as that. Don't believe me? Take a look! 

I also received this gem during the week and had to pass it on. This is supposedly the actual radio conversation of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October 1995.  Radio conversation released by the chief of naval operations, 10-10-95.

CANADIANS:  Please divert your course 15 degrees to the south to avoid a
collision.

AMERICANS:  Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the north to
avoid a collision.

CANADIANS:  Negative.  You will have to divert your course 15 degrees to the
south to avoid a collision.

AMERICANS:  This is the captain of a US Navy ship.  I say again, divert YOUR
course.

CANADIANS:  No, I say again, you divert YOUR course.

AMERICANS:  This is the Aircraft Carrier US LINCOLN, the second largest ship
in the United States Atlantic Fleet.  We are accompanied by three
Destroyers, three Cruisers and numerous support vessels.  I DEMAND that you
change your course 15 degrees north.  I say again, that's one-five degrees
north, or counter-measures will be undertaken to ensure the safety of this
ship.

CANADIANS:  This is a lighthouse. Your call.


...Chuckle ... don't you just love it?

Word of the week: Mallemaroking (vb) - the carousing of seamen aboard icebound ships. 

It's a bit of a worry, isn't it? I mean, you'd think that any right-minded seaman who was aboard an icebound ship would be bored witless and longing for the time he could escape ... but no. I wonder how much mallemaroking is going on aboard the ship that is currently stuck in the ice off the coast of Antarctica?

Tautology of the week:  Free gift!

A handy Latin phrase for the Party Season:

Da mihi sis cerevisiam dilutam. (I'll have a light beer.) ... how's that for responsible drinking?

I know I've mentioned this a squillion times already - but it never ceases to fascinate me - Julius Caesar only ever drank plain water. In Roman times there wasn't that much of a choice - it came down to water, beer or wine basically. No cordial, no tea and coffee, no fizzy drinks ... They seemed to survive quite nicely without their daily fix of Coke. Half their luck ... here's a disturbing little piece that I received recently ... (you can make up your own mind about its worth) ...

What the world needs today...

1. In many US states the fire department carries 20 litres of Coke in
their trucks to remove blood from the road after a car accident.
2. You can put a t-bone steak in a bowl of Coke and it will be gone in
two days.
3. To clean a toilet: Pour a can of Coca-Cola into the toilet bowl ...
let the "real thing" sit for one hour, then flush clean.
4. The citric acid in Coke removes stains from vitreous china.
5. To remove rust spots from chrome car bumpers just rub the bumper with
a crumpled-up piece of aluminium foil dipped in Coca-Cola.
6. To clean corrosion from car battery terminals - pour a can of
Coca-Cola over the terminals to bubble away the corrosion.
7. To loosen a rusted bolt - apply a cloth soaked in Coca-Cola to the
rusted bolt for several minutes.
8. To bake a moist ham - empty a can of Coca-Cola into the baking pan,
wrap the ham in aluminium foil, and bake. Thirty minutes before
the ham is finished, remove the foil, allowing the drippings to mix with
the Coke for a brown gravy.
9. To remove grease from clothes - empty a can of coke into a load of
greasy clothes, add detergent, and run through a regular cycle. The
Coca-Cola will help loosen grease stains. It will also clean road haze
from your windshield.

For Your Information ...
1. The active ingredient in Coke is phosphoric acid. It's pH is 2.8. It
will dissolve a nail in about four days.
2. To carry Coca Cola syrup concentrate, trucks in the US must display a
hazardous material card for highly corrosive product (HAZCHEM).
3. The distributors of Coke have been using it to clean the engines of
their trucks for about 20 years!

Water anyone?


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